{"id":19007,"date":"2018-01-29T14:08:17","date_gmt":"2018-01-29T13:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shoelifer.com\/?p=19007"},"modified":"2020-08-30T13:10:50","modified_gmt":"2020-08-30T12:10:50","slug":"drague-palmares-approches-foireuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/serafina-hub.com\/new_en\/lifestyle\/humeur\/drague-palmares-approches-foireuses\/","title":{"rendered":"DRAGUE : LE PALMAR\u00c8S DES APPROCHES FOIREUSES"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bient\u00f4t la Saint-Valentin, une p\u00e9riode plac\u00e9e sous le signe de la romance et des mots doux. Mais plut\u00f4t que de faire \u00e9talage des petits cadeaux et grands gestes re\u00e7us \u00e0 cette occasion, on a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de se rem\u00e9morer les grands moments de solitude\u2026 de certains gentlemen dans leurs tentatives de s\u00e9duction \u2013disons-le carr\u00e9ment\u2013 foireuses. Phrases d\u2019accroches qui tombent \u00e0 plat, tactiques d\u2019approches vou\u00e9es \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9chec, on a fait le tour de notre entourage: on est s\u00fbres que \u00e7a vous rappellera quelque chose. Au moins, ils nous ont fait rire\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n

Le compliment qui fait pschitt<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Un jour, un type, pensant me faire un \u00e9noooorme compliment me lance\u00a0: \u201c<\/em>Tu es belle comme une bouteille d\u2019Orangina\u201d\u00a0\u00bb. <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

L\u2019approche Cluedo <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Pensant d\u00e9tenir LA formule magique, un inconnu s\u2019est avanc\u00e9 vers moi et m\u2019as demand\u00e9\u00a0<\/em>: \u201cTes yeux, ce sont ceux de ta m\u00e8re ou ceux de ton p\u00e8re\u00a0?\u201d\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0\u201cPa\u00ef pa\u00ef\u00a0: il est o\u00f9 ton cheval\u00a0?\u201d adress\u00e9 \u00e0 une fille qui portait un pantalon pattes d\u2019eph\u2019. Le \u00ab\u00a0<\/em>pa\u00ef pa\u00ef\u00a0\u00bb restant une \u00e9nigme<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/span>Euh\u00a0? <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00abLors d\u2019une soir\u00e9e, un type essayait d\u2019attirer mon attention par tous les moyens\u00a0: yeux doux, petits sourires\u2026 Il finit par s\u2019avancer vers moi. Et l\u00e0, pour briser la glace, il me sors\u00a0: \u201c<\/em>Tu as une belle salopette, tu peux me dire o\u00f9 tu l\u2019as achet\u00e9e\u00a0?\u201d\u00a0\u00bb <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/span>Celle qu\u2019on a toutes entendue au moins une fois <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Ton p\u00e8re est un voleur, il a piqu\u00e9 toutes les \u00e9toiles du ciel pour les mettre dans tes yeux.\u00bb <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>Le coup du coiffeur<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0\u00c0 une soir\u00e9e, un type m\u2019aborde en me disant que j\u2019avais un tr\u00e8s beau visage et sans que je m\u2019en aper\u00e7oive, il sort ses ciseaux et me coupe une m\u00e8che de cheveux\u00a0! Je n\u2019ai rien compris\u2026\u00bb <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Du culot et de l\u2019originalit\u00e9<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Une tentative de drague assez dr\u00f4le\u00a0: un mec dans la rue se plante devant moi avec un air solennel et me dit \u201c<\/em>Merci d\u2019exister\u00a0!\u201d\u00a0\u00bb <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Starsky et Hutch <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0J\u2019\u00e9tais en voiture et un type m\u2019a pris en filature pendant un petit moment. Il voulait tellement suivre ma trace qu\u2019il a grill\u00e9 un feu rouge\u00a0et s\u2019est pris une voiture !<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n

La s\u00e9duction par l\u2019estomac<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0\u00c0 Francfort, install\u00e9e sur une terrasse, un homme s\u2019avance vers moi et propose de m\u2019inviter au McDo. Il \u00e9tait tr\u00e8s s\u00e9rieux. Je lui ai dit \u201c<\/em>non merci\u201d. Une heure plus tard, je le vois sortir du McDo avec un burger\u2026 Il revient vers moi et me propose\u00a0: \u201c<\/em>Autre chose si tu veux, un Grec\u00a0?\u201d\u00a0\u00bb. <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Et si vous en voulez encore, les hashtags\u00a0#draguecommeunbeauf<\/strong><\/a> et #LaPirePhraseDeDragueCEst<\/a> sur Twitter, compilent des accroches bien gratin\u00e9es.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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